You can’t have Christmas without Christmas crackers. Usually, the jokes inside are accompanied by groans rather than laughter. However, as part of the Christmas countdown, Label has come up with the 8 best Christmas cracker jokes that simply can’t be beaten…
8. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no body to go with
7. What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
6. Mary and Joseph, now they had a stable relationship
5. What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve
4. What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days
3. What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
2. What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker
1. Why did the Turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken